Three ways to save water

May I focus on male toilet water usage, thank you.

1. Adjust the screw in the flushing tank, or add a heavy brick into it, to reduce the water carrying capacity of your tank. Make sure to do it in front of a female to show your muscle power;
2. Maximise the chance to pee and poo at the same time, so you only have to flush once.
3. Aim accurately to avoid water use for wiping your yellowish fluid.

This is a post dedicated for the Blog Action Day 2010, sorry for being one-day late.